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DragonMoonHP 45 M
23  Articles
Uncle Dragon Says   6/27/2016

15. Uncle Dragon Says: The Pig says moo.


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DragonMoonHP 45 M
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Uncle Dragon Says   6/27/2016

14. Uncle dragon Says: If the plot thickens, make more room.


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DragonMoonHP 45 M
23  Articles
Uncle Dragon Says   6/27/2016

13. Uncle Dragon Says: The horse says moo.


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DragonMoonHP 45 M
23  Articles
Uncle Dragon Says   6/27/2016

12. Uncles Dragon Says: If her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, then she should get out of the yard. The old people get upset if you are on their lawn.


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DragonMoonHP 45 M
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Uncle Dragon Says   6/27/2016

11. Uncle Dragon Says: The cow says moo.


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DragonMoonHP 45 M
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Uncle Dragon Says   6/17/2016

10. Uncle Dragon Says: When you figure it out, you will be the first to know.


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DragonMoonHP 45 M
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Uncle Dragon Says   6/17/2016

9. Uncle Dragon Says: Men who wear their pants below their ass crack is really cheeky.


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DragonMoonHP 45 M
23  Articles
Uncle Dragon Says   6/17/2016

9. Uncle Dragon Says: Men who wear their pants below their ass crack is really cheeky.


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DragonMoonHP 45 M
23  Articles
Uncle Dragon Says   6/17/2016

8. Uncle Dragon Says: He who thinks their shit doesn't stink must never have gone to the bathroom.


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DragonMoonHP 45 M
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Uncle Dragon Says   6/17/2016

7. Uncle Dragon Says: He who walks around with their nose in the air tends to get bird shit in their eye!


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DragonMoonHP 45 M
23  Articles
Uncle Dragon Says   6/17/2016

6. Uncle Dragon Says: The man who leaves the toilet seat up tends to go deaf from the one screaming at him who fell in.


1 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
DragonMoonHP 45 M
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Uncle Dragon Says   6/16/2016

245. Uncle Dragon Says: If you change your mind, let us know. We want to help you pick out a good one this time.


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DragonMoonHP 45 M
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Uncle Dragon Says   6/16/2016

266. Uncle Dragon Says: If you are on a roll, we are pretty sure the bread is flat. You can get off of it now.


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DragonMoonHP 45 M
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Uncle Dragon Says   6/15/2016

5. Uncle Dragon Says: If you fart silently and the blame gets placed elsewhere, then you are a master at germ wardfare.


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DragonMoonHP 45 M
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Uncle Dragon Says   6/15/2016

4. Uncle Dragon Says: When it rains, it pours. If you are standing outside when this happens, you get plenty wet.


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DragonMoonHP 45 M
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Uncle Dragon Says   6/15/2016

3. Uncle Dragon Says: A man who farts silently at a urinal with other men are around is a nasty ass individual.


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DragonMoonHP 45 M
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Uncle Dragon Says   6/15/2016

2. Uncle Dragon Says: The one who irritates the one with the knife tends to get slapped.


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DragonMoonHP 45 M
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Uncle Dragon Says   6/15/2016

1. Uncle Dragon Says: He who plays with fire usually has to do the dishes.


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1nasty4u 67 M
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have you seen this man   5/5/2011

there was a toung man from bojas.who's balls were made out of brass. when he clanked them togeather they played stormy weather and lightning shot out or his ass.


0 Comments, 13 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
zule 44 M
4  Articles
firemen   4/9/2010

In the middle of a terrible fire, the lead fireman discovers two of his men have disappeared. He looks for them worried and he does not find them anywhere. Suddenly, he realizes one of the trucks is rhythmically moving. Open the door and discover to his two men, one over another, fucking. Ashamed he says: -But, what are you doing? -My partner had asphyxia problems. -And why do not you do him the ...


0 Comments, 33 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
zule 44 M
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Quantic mechanics   4/8/2010

Do you know why quantic mechanics do not fuck?

Because if they find the position, they do not find the moment; and if they find the moment, they do not find the position.


1 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes
fuzdaddy39401 59 M
1  Article
OOPS   1/16/2008

There was once a guy named adair who was gunning his wife in a chair on the forty ninth stroke the furniture broke and his gun went off in the airfuzdaddy39401...


1 Comments, 48 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
2louinkw 61 M
2  Articles
The construction site   7/2/2007

A couple of workman are working on a 110 story skyscraper when the first workman says :damn, I gotta piss and the just took the porta potty down the elevator to be emptied." the second workman says "I have a solution for you. You stand on this board and piss. we'll push the board out, you piss, and by the time the piss gets down to ground level it will be just a fine mist. No one will be the ...


2 Comments, 100 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
No Joke!   10/25/2006

Jokes are for kids, thought youd all grow out of it by now, how sad 4 u


9 Comments, 106 Views, 6 Votes ,0.23 Score
Ministers Sermon for Sunday   7/14/2006

this minister told his partner, he woudl be giving his speach on Sunday on Jet skiing, the water sport.. so the partner said hmmm. I may not attend , and didn't . something compeled to have the minister speak about sex, and the service brought the house down. but the partnier didnt' attend. the ministers love met someone of that congeration in the grocery. and said. " you ...


0 Comments, 140 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
kramer 38 M
12  Articles
Closing Cycles   3/7/2006

Closing Cycles by Paolo Coelho
One always has to know when a stage comes to an end. If we insist on staying longer than the necessary time, we lose the happiness and the meaning of the other stages we have to go through. Closing cycles, shutting doors, ending chapters - whatever name we give it, what matters is to leave in the past the moments of life that have finished.
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0 Comments, 67 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
kramer 38 M
12  Articles
Stress Relief   3/7/2006

Are you stressed out? Try reading this...

Stress Reliever # 1 Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why ? Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problems ...


2 Comments, 119 Views, 8 Votes ,4.17 Score
door bell   2/17/2006

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... <br> 'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.' <br> She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away." ...


0 Comments, 173 Views, 16 Votes ,4.89 Score
couple   2/17/2006

Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars." <br> Husband : "How about the ones like mine?" <br> Wife : "Those they gave away." <br> Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went ...


6 Comments, 235 Views, 23 Votes ,4.88 Score
construction worker..   2/17/2006

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. <br> He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his ...


0 Comments, 161 Views, 15 Votes ,4.66 Score
Reasons to stay at work all night   2/17/2006

1. Act out your version of a company takeover. <br> 2. Find a way to change everyone's password to "chrysanthemum". <br> 3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights still on in other office buildings. Keep going until you see a small woodland creature. <br> 4. Sneaking in the boss's desk could land you an unexpected promotion. <br> 5. Draw stick ...


0 Comments, 97 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
VAGRIZZLY 50 M
2  Articles
The magic mirror   1/5/2006

Once upon a time: <br> There was a lady who was just out window shopping. As she walked, she noticed a antique shop and decided to go in. "May I help you, " the clerk asked. "No thanks, " she replied, "Just looking." "Well feel free to look but, if I could have a minute of your time, I'd like to show you something very special." The clerk said. The lady agreed and together ...


3 Comments, 245 Views, 19 Votes ,4.84 Score
VAGRIZZLY 50 M
2  Articles
Nun Such   1/4/2006

Two nuns walk into a liquor store. They shopped around for a bit and finally came up to the counter with the biggest bottle of burbon they could find. The manager said " Uh, I mean no disrespect Sisters but...uh...I thought nuns didn't drink." "Oh no, my son, " the nuns replied, "This is for our Mother Superior's constipation." "Burbon.....as a constipation cure?!?" the manager asked. ...


5 Comments, 232 Views, 19 Votes ,4.44 Score
WBCowboyPilot 43 M
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Ashes to Ashes   12/23/2005

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. <br> The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." <br> The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes ...


2 Comments, 243 Views, 25 Votes ,4.57 Score
myerwin 30 M
11  Articles
the guy walker   8/27/2005

A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. <br> The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them. <br> He asks the first duck, "What's your name?" <br> ...


2 Comments, 359 Views, 33 Votes ,3.97 Score
myerwin 30 M
11  Articles
HAHAHAHAHA!   8/27/2005

A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a little card that reads: <br> Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have to make the horse at the end of the bar laugh. <br> COST $5 <br> So, he puts in five dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Two minutes later they come out and the ...


0 Comments, 222 Views, 18 Votes ,4.90 Score
myerwin 30 M
11  Articles
bar jokes   8/27/2005

There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting things.. this is how their conversation went. Guy 1: Yah..I'm originally from Dublin, Ireland Guy 2: REally?! Me too! Guy 1: I went to O'Malley Highschool. Guy 2 : I did too! What year did you graduate? Guy 1: 1988! guy 2: Same here! <br> A guy sitting next to them was amazed how ...


0 Comments, 174 Views, 16 Votes ,2.98 Score
myerwin 30 M
11  Articles
April fools joke   8/27/2005

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. <br> A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo's through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. <br> The bartender yells, "What's all the screaming about in there? ...


0 Comments, 165 Views, 12 Votes ,4.92 Score
myerwin 30 M
11  Articles
animal jokes   8/27/2005

These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn't know what to do, so he called 911. When the person answered the hunter told them that his partner was dead. The person on the other end said calm down and make sure your partner was dead and all of a sudden the person heard a gun shot and the hunter came back on the line and said ok he's dead for sure.


0 Comments, 133 Views, 8 Votes ,0.70 Score
myerwin 30 M
11  Articles
Jokes for life   8/27/2005

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Dutch joke about Belgians: Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Belgium? <br> A: God couldn't find three wise men in Belgium. <br> (source: a colleague's friend in Holland) <br> A pair of Missouri jokes about Arkansas: <br> Q: What's considered foreplay in Arkansas? ...


0 Comments, 92 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
nineinchnailme6 34 M
12  Articles
Baby Jokes   8/26/2005

Why do you put a baby feet first into a blender? ...So you can watch it's expression. What is pink and bubbles, and scratches at the window?
...A baby in the microwave. How do you make a baby cry twice? ...Rub the blood of your penis onto his teddy bear.


5 Comments, 174 Views, 22 Votes
'the Trucker'   8/19/2005

This trucker always had to be on the road and was concerned about his partner always being alone while he was gone. One day as he was departing to 'hit the road', he gave his partner $100.00 and said to go buy the biggest, badest German Shepard he could buy, so that it could protect him while the Trucker was on the road. The partner went to the pet store while the trucker was gone. He ...


0 Comments, 217 Views, 16 Votes ,5.19 Score
nineinchnailme6 34 M
12  Articles
Gay Joke 3   7/3/2005

What do car mechanics and gay men have in commom? They both give great 'rim' jobs.


0 Comments, 245 Views, 15 Votes ,1.91 Score
nineinchnailme6 34 M
12  Articles
Gay Joke 2   7/3/2005

What is the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? <br> <br> When you take your meat out of the freezer it doesn't fart.


0 Comments, 278 Views, 19 Votes ,0.88 Score
nineinchnailme6 34 M
12  Articles
Gay Joke   7/3/2005

One of my straight friends told me this joke the other day...I knew it was tasteless but nevertheless it made me laugh: <br> What did one gay guy say to the other gay guy in the gay bar? <br> <br> "Can I push your stool in?"


0 Comments, 287 Views, 19 Votes ,1.28 Score
Bush's Stupidity   4/8/2005

President Bush and Vice President Chaney sat down inside a resteraunt. A waitress comes over to take their order. <br> <br> "I'll have a steak, well done, " said Chaney. <br> <br> "And for you, Mr. President?" asked the waitress. <br> <br> "I'll have a quickie." <br> "Mr. President! I'd expect this from Mr. Clinton, but ...


5 Comments, 325 Views, 33 Votes ,5.35 Score
jim696998 73 M
25  Articles
favorite fruit or vegetable   1/29/2005

Three gay travelers found their car broken down in a very rural area and approched the farmers house looking for a phone to call for help. They called for help but the mechanic could not get to them until the next day, The farmer offered for them to stay the night and have a good supper and then the could sleep there the night. As there was no other place they could go they decided to stay. ...


1 Comments, 384 Views, 33 Votes ,3.15 Score
jim696998 73 M
25  Articles
best friends   1/28/2005

I was talking with a group of people recently and the topic of troubles in marriages came up. we discussed this at length for a while and then one of my casual married friends said something that really got us laughing. He said that his best friend had recently run off with his wife and tha he was very upset about it. One of the guys said well I guess you really miss your wife and he ...


0 Comments, 232 Views, 19 Votes ,2.86 Score
shirokuma98 57 M
4  Articles
I lost my dad   12/10/2004

A small kid was lost in the park. He went to a passing cop and said, "I've lost my Dad!" The cop said, "Lost your dad eh? Well what's he like?" Without a pause the kid replied, "Beer and loose women!"


0 Comments, 372 Views, 35 Votes ,3.15 Score
fromnepal 40 M
8  Articles
women's   5/12/2004

10 Things Only Women Understand 10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes. 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white. 8. Crying can be fun. 7. Fat Clothes. 6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch. 5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience. 4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ...


0 Comments, 221 Views, 15 Votes ,1.75 Score
shirokuma98 57 M
4  Articles
Notes written by doctors on patient charts unedited   3/31/2004

These are a few I find funny <br> 1-Patient has chest pain if she lies on herleft side for over a year. <br> 2-On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared completely <br> 3-She has had no rigors or shaking chils, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night! <br> 4-The pelvic examination will be done ...


0 Comments, 236 Views, 18 Votes ,1.90 Score
shirokuma98 57 M
4  Articles
The traveller and the barn   3/31/2004

A young guy is travelling in the country side. Soon it wil be gettting dark and he needs aplace to stay.Seeing only farms around he decides to knock on one of their doors. The traveller explains to the farmer "i require a place to sleep for the night Can you help me?"


1 Comments, 185 Views, 3 Votes
shirokuma98 57 M
4  Articles
The traveller and the barn   3/31/2004

A young guy is travelling in the country side. Soon it wil be gettting dark and he needs aplace to stay.Seeing only farms around he decides to knock on one of their doors. The traveller explains to the farmer "i require a place to sleep for the night Can you help me?" The farmer replies "I can only let you sleEp in the barn" "that is fine" says the traveller. So the farmer shows him the ...


0 Comments, 283 Views, 33 Votes ,5.81 Score
Happyboy1966 50 M
3  Articles
Smart   2/23/2004

A boy at school was selling smart pills for a dollar a piece. Another boy bought one but ot didn't seem to have any effect. He then bought another one and then another. Finally he said, " These smart pills don't work. Besides, they taste like rabbit droppings" The first boy said, " You see, you're getting smarter all the time


0 Comments, 298 Views, 22 Votes ,2.65 Score
what they have in common   1/17/2004

What does driving in fog & muff diving have in common. Ans- You can't see the cunt in the front


0 Comments, 183 Views, 15 Votes ,0.22 Score