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Feeling Dirty from Dirty Talk This year I made a resolution to be more active…sexually. Mostly out of boredom. It’s been two months and I have kept my promise, I’ve done a nice variety of things (no booty yet). But last month I tried phone sex for the first time with a guy who was about 10 years older than me. He had a very sexy voice and he knew in great detail what he wanted to talk about. He was getting off on it but I just felt weird talking about everything we wanted to do to each other. Now trust me when I say I am no prude or stuck-up if you don’t believe me just ask the people who saw me pole dancing on a train…but that’s another story  . I pretty much had to fake it so I could get off the phone and apparently I’m good at faking (Thank you “When Harry Met Sally”. You know what scene I’m talking about  ). The next day I tried again thinking it was first time jitters; I felt the same reaction as the day before only this time I had to add to bored to the list. Third time we talked he asked me what I was wearing, I told him I was in bed with just my underwear on and a serious case of morning wood. Which was all a lie I wearing PJs and a shirt two sizes bigger than me while wrapped in a heavy comforter watching a Law and Order SVU marathon (I love me some Christopher Meloni)…not a very sexy image. Then he asks “Aren’t you cold?”, I said to myself “Idiot! I forgot it’s like 25 degrees outside.” So quickly I made up some line about him making me hot and that was a mistake because he wanted to start up the dirty talking again. Saying to myself “I’m not doing this again for 5 mins” I changed the subject swiftly which led me to find out we had zero in common. Despite this fact, that was clear as day, he still wanted to continue our ‘thing’ (I don’t know what the hell it was); since he wasn’t going to ended it, I had to which is another story for another time…kinda funny too. The next guy (two weeks later), I invited over after a couple of good chats but when he came over, there were no need for words because after a few minutes his pants went down and my eyes lit up like I was unwrapping Christmas presents. But about halfway through he wanted some “encouraging” words…and sounds; moaning I’m comfortable with however dirty talk I just can’t find desirable…mostly coming out of my mouth. Of course no one wants total silence in the bed or in my case, on the couch. BTW we gave each other oral service and some groping, see I can’t even write PB and J (without the “P and” part). Previously I did some dirty chatting online but it never made me feel dirty…but anytime I would write something erotic I couldn’t stop laughing. Chatting made me laugh and giggle though it wasn’t like a nervous or shy kind of laughing, it just amused me for some reason. I’m not sure why I have this hurdle because I have been told many times that I have a dirty mouth and/or mind. I can make dirty jokes all the time but when it’s time for serious steamy, sensual type of dialogue I just don’t want to. Maybe it’s just inexperience, the wrong person or I just don’t like it. I wish I had Mr. Garrison’s gift from South Park about describing a penis: http://gayfriendfinder.com http://gayfriendfinder.com Mike Rowe can make anything dirty instantly sexy. 
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