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HAHAHAHAHA! 8/27/2005
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he
see's a big jar full of change and a little card that
reads:
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Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have
to make the at the end of the bar laugh.
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COST $5
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So, he puts in five dollars and takes the into the bathroom.
Two minutes later they come out and the is laughing ...
0 Comments, 222 Views,
18 Votes
,4.90 Score
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bar jokes 8/27/2005
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk
and realized a couple of interesting things.. this is how
their conversation went.
Guy 1: Yah..I'm originally from Dublin, Ireland
Guy 2: REally?! Me too!
Guy 1: I went to O'Malley Highschool.
Guy 2 : I did too! What year did you graduate?
Guy 1: 1988!
guy 2: Same here!
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A guy sitting next to them was amazed how ...
0 Comments, 176 Views,
16 Votes
,2.98 Score
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April fools joke 8/27/2005
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A
few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard
coming from the bathroom.
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A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo's
through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to
investigate what the drunk is screaming about.
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The bartender yells, "What's all the screaming
about in there? ...
0 Comments, 165 Views,
12 Votes
,4.92 Score
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animal jokes 8/27/2005
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted.
The other hunter didn't know what to do, so he called
911. When the person answered the hunter told them that
his partner was dead. The person on the other end said calm
down and make sure your partner was dead and all of a sudden
the person heard a gun shot and the hunter came back on the
line and said ok he's dead for sure.
0 Comments, 133 Views,
8 Votes
,0.70 Score
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Jokes for life 8/27/2005
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A Dutch joke about Belgians:
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Belgium?
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A: God couldn't find three wise men in Belgium.
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(source: a colleague's friend in Holland)
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A pair of Missouri jokes about Arkansas:
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Q: What's considered foreplay in Arkansas?
...
0 Comments, 92 Views,
6 Votes
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Baby Jokes 8/26/2005
Why do you put a baby feet first into a blender?
...So you can watch it's expression.
What is pink and bubbles, and scratches at the window?
...A baby in the microwave.
How do you make a baby cry twice?
...Rub the blood of your penis onto his teddy bear.
3 Comments, 174 Views,
22 Votes
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'the Trucker' 8/19/2005
This trucker always had to be on the road and was concerned
about his partner always being alone while he was gone.
One day as he was departing to 'hit the road', he
gave his partner $100.00 and said to go buy the biggest,
badest German Shepard he could buy, so that it could protect
him while the Trucker was on the road.
The partner went to the pet store while the trucker was gone.
He ...
0 Comments, 217 Views,
16 Votes
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Gay Joke 3 7/3/2005
What do car mechanics and gay men have in commom?
They both give great 'rim' jobs.
0 Comments, 245 Views,
15 Votes
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Gay Joke 2 7/3/2005
What is the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
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When you take your meat out of the freezer it doesn't
fart.
0 Comments, 278 Views,
19 Votes
,0.88 Score
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Gay Joke 7/3/2005
One of my straight friends told me this joke the other day...I
knew it was tasteless but nevertheless it made me laugh:
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What did one gay guy say to the other gay guy in the gay bar?
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"Can I push your stool in?"
0 Comments, 287 Views,
19 Votes
,1.28 Score
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favorite fruit or vegetable 1/29/2005
Three gay travelers found their car broken down in a very
rural area and approched the farmers house looking for
a phone to call for help. They called for help but the mechanic
could not get to them until the next day, The farmer offered
for them to stay the night and have a good supper and then
the could sleep there the night. As there was no other place
they could go they decided to stay. ...
1 Comments, 385 Views,
33 Votes
,3.15 Score
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best friends 1/28/2005
I was talking with a group of people recently and the topic
of troubles in marriages came up. we discussed this at length
for a while and then one of my casual married friends said
something that really got us laughing. He said that his
best friend had recently run off with his wife and tha he
was very upset about it. One of the guys said well I guess
you really miss your wife and he ...
0 Comments, 232 Views,
19 Votes
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I lost my dad 12/10/2004
A small was lost in the park. He went to a passing cop and
said, "I've lost my Dad!" The cop said,
"Lost your dad eh? Well what's he like?"
Without a pause the replied, "Beer and loose women!"
0 Comments, 372 Views,
35 Votes
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Notes written by doctors on patient charts unedited 3/31/2004
These are a few I find funny
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1-Patient has chest pain if she lies on herleft side for
over a year.
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2-On the second day the knee was better, and on the third
day it disappeared completely
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3-She has had no rigors or shaking chils, but her husband
states she was very hot in bed last night!
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4-The pelvic examination will be done ...
0 Comments, 236 Views,
18 Votes
,1.90 Score
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The traveller and the barn 3/31/2004
A young guy is travelling in the country side. Soon it wil
be gettting dark and he needs aplace to stay.Seeing only
farms around he decides to knock on one of their doors. The
traveller explains to the farmer "i require a place
to sleep for the night Can you help me?"
0 Comments, 185 Views,
3 Votes
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The traveller and the barn 3/31/2004
A young guy is travelling in the country side. Soon it wil
be gettting dark and he needs aplace to stay.Seeing only
farms around he decides to knock on one of their doors. The
traveller explains to the farmer "i require a place
to sleep for the night Can you help me?"
The farmer replies "I can only let you sleEp in the
barn" "that is fine" says the traveller.
So the farmer shows him the ...
0 Comments, 283 Views,
33 Votes
,5.81 Score
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