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Instead of writing a paragraph, I'll describe myself with 10 Q & A.
We'll start with the main three:
Tall? Yes, when I stand on a stack of books.
Dark? Of course, when you turn the lights off.
Handsome? When I use a computer program to alter a picture, sure.
Rich? If you include Monopoly money, then Park Place is yours.
Six-pack? Yeah, in the fridge.
Own a Car? Have a shaggin' wagon, but it's not exactly mobile.
Well-endowed? I'd make a elephant walk away with his head down in shame.
Bachelor pad? I got the bachelor thing down, but mom still says its her house.
Intelligent? The last book I read had about 200 pictures.
Knowledge of a woman's body? I just found out like two weeks ago that women had this thing called a clitoris that they like to have stimulated.(Learned that in the book mentioned above.)
So ladies, I hope you enjoy the profile and appreciate the sense of humor. If you're interested in a easy-going guy who's looking to have a bit of fun, feel free to contact me.
My Ideal Person
I'm looking for an open-minded women with a high sex drive for intimate encounters. Although, you wouldn't have to twist my arm for normal or erotic chat. For that matter, I wouldn't turn down a one night stand either. The things I have absolutely no interest in are sadism or cross-dressing.
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